Have you tried everything in Bournemouth?

SOBO's menu in Westbourne is rewritten daily around what Poole Bay fishermen just landed.

Thin butter, fresh crab, cheap white sliced bread — the unglamorous local classic.

Boscombe Market's fish stall sells out its best of the Poole Bay catch by 10am sharp.

The Goat & Tricycle's quiz night runs with the seriousness of a title decider.

Someone gets you a pint, you get the next — skipping it is the fastest way to be silently judged.

Stroll the seafront from the Sandbanks end near Poole all the way to Hengistbury.

It's the wooded ravine down to the beach — say 'meet at the top of Alum Chine' and sound local.

Say "Alright?" (ORL-ite) as hello, not a health check — reply "Yeah, alright, cheers" and move on.

A UK surf hub since the 1960s — rent a board and join the lineup regardless of skill level.

Lower Gardens' Victorian bandstand hosts free summer gigs beside a duck pond in the town centre.

Skip the steps — the Victorian funicular still hauls people from clifftop to beach for a couple of quid.

Hengistbury Head's pine stands are one of the last spots on the south coast to see them wild.